Saturday, June 4, 2011

Homegirl on a Plane

...only slightly less scary than Snakes on a Plane.

Hubs doesn't travel a ton, but from time to time it is necessary. A few years ago, B.I. (before Izzy), he was working on a job in London which required two 2-week long trips. We were hoping I could go with him, but the timining didn't work with my teaching schedule - stupid TAKS testing. One of the small perks I was looking forward to when I became a full-time mommy was that I would be able to travel with him if one of these great opportunities were to come along again. Well, wouldn't you know it, in the last two years, his travel destinations have included exoctic locations such as Tyler and Vernon, Texas. Needless to say, I've stayed home. But when he told me about a conference coming up in Scottsdale, Arizona, my ears perked up. This would be his 6th and last trip to Scottsdale for the same conference, so we decided it would be good timing for Izzy and I to tag along. It definitely helped that we'd be staying at this hotel. Supah nice! You'll have to check out the website for photos though. I was too busy chasing a crazy 2-year-old around, so I didn't come home with a lot of pictures...

This was the first time we've ever traveled with Izzy, never even a road trip, so the idea of putting her on an airplane was a little overwhelming. I headed to Target and loaded up on coloring books, stickers, a magna doodle toy thing, the magic markers that only color on magic paper, etc., and every imaginable snack. We even borrowed a portable DVD player so she could watch her favorite shows on the airplane. And our secret weapon was the pacifier. We broke her of her passy habit about two months ago, but we thought we'd bring it along for the flight in case she started crying. I pretty much had everything short of $20 bills to hand out the to passengers around us for having to sit next to our screaming toddler.

Getting through airport security is stressful enough as it is, but you add a toddler to the mix, and you've got a whole new level of stress. Even with our attempt to pack light, we had one bag to check, a rolling carry-on, Griff's backpack and laptop bag, my humongous tote (filled to the brim with toddler distractions), an umbrella stroller, and a car seat. Izzy was already screaming when we were at the check-in desk because she didn't want to be in her stroller. All of the other passengers around us were clearly thinking, "That kid better not be on my flight." I actually had the easy job when we got to the security checkpoint. I took off mine and Izzy's shoes, and we walked on through, leaving hubs to take care of the rest. Let's just say he was sweating and a bit frazzled once all of that was over.

I thought it would be a good idea to get one of those baby leash backpack things for Izzy because I knew she would much rather walk than ride in a stroller. I clipped it on to her and she took off with a big grin on her face...until she realized that I was holding her "tail," and at that point, she burst into tears and threw her self on the floor of the terminal. Fail. The backpack came off, and Griff took her to an area where she could run all of her energy out before boarding. Izzy -1, Mommy - 0.

Less than 5 minutes after boarding the plane, Izzy was out. This was her normal naptime, so we thought we were in the clear. Stupid parents.

About 15 minutes into the flight, homegirl woke up, and she was none too happy about it. I think it was just too bright and her carseat was more upright than she's used to, so her head was all over the place.  We blazed through stickers, magic markers, the magic doodle thing, books, snacks, etc. at lightning speed. But not to fear - we had the secret weapon. The passy. I whipped that baby out and tried to put it in her mouth. Boy, did that piss her off. She wanted nothing to do with it.

Rejecting the pacifier

Griff and I looked at each other with concern at that point. I mean, we had already used 90% of our distractions, we had 2.5 hours left in the air, and our secret weapon was a bust. Luckily, she calmed down, and I just continued to shove snacks in her mouth, and did everything I could to entertain her. The DVD player would have been perfect, aside from the fact that she refused to wear the headphones. The Backyardigans are a lot less impressive without sound...

Homegirl perusing the Skymall magazine
Needless to say, we were happy to land. We were taken by bus to the rental car terminal, where we waited FOREVER at the Dollar counter. I'm pretty sure Dollar is by far the cheapest option because none of the other companies had any lines. We finally got our killer Malibu and headed to the hotel. This place was super nice! They had awesome pools, one of which had a sand beach at one end. We spent most of our pool time playing in the sand with Izzy, and she had a blast! Keeping homegirl happy and entertained 24/7 proved to be a bit challenging when living in a hotel room for 4 days. The first two days were nice because Griff was on real vacation time, so we went to the Phoenix Zoo and spent a lot of time at the pool.

She loved the sandy pool.

More fun in the sand


We had our matching cover-ups on, so I wanted a picture.  Clearly, Izzy did not.


Izzy and mommy watching the ducks at the Phoenix Zoo.


Two little monkeys staring at each other


Izzy and Daddy


At the petting zoo



She loved this cute little play area

Hubs had a conference to attend the last two days though, and I was on my own. By that time, Izzy had gotten too much sun, so I wanted to keep her indoors. After she emptied the kleenex box in our hotel room, colored in her coloring books, and watched a few cartoons, we were pretty much out of options, so I decided I would try taking her to see Rio. This was her first movie, so I didn't really know what to expect. It was 11:00am on a Tuesday, so I figured it was a pretty safe time to try it out. She was perfect through the previews.  She sat in my lap, ate popcorn, and hardly moved. By the time the movie started, she had gotten used to the darkness and decided she wanted to stand in our row. I let her, and sure enough, it wasn't long before she was running down the aisle. There were only two other adults there (one by herself, and one with children), but I didn't want to cause a scene and ruin the movie for them, so we left. We lasted a total of about 30 minutes. So, after the failed movie trip, we headed to the mall. We walked around that mall no less than 5 times and checked out all the animals in the pet store before I gave in and paid to ride the stupid train around the mall. Embarrassing? Maybe a little. Worth it to keep homegirl happy? Absolutely.  She was so excited to ride this thing. Everytime it passed us, she said, "Choo-choo, choo-choo!" But when we actually got on it, she wasn't so sure. Here we are on the train. Ignore my blurriness and just look at her sweet face!

After the train ride, she played in the mall playground until her little heart was content.


Our return flight was scheduled for 4:30 p.m. Due to some weather in DFW, we were delayed 3 hours. Luckily we knew about the delay by noon, but we couldn't just show up late because we still had to return the rental car.  So in order to mentally prepare myself for the impending disaster of keeping a 2-year-old entertained in an airport terminal for 4+ hours, I ordered up a nice cold beer with my lunch and popped a few advil. She hadn't napped all day, so I just knew we were going to be in for a melt-down. Much to my surprise, she was a very happy little traveler.  We hit the jackpot with the indoor play area in our terminal, and Izzy was busy playing the entire time.

When she got bored with the play area, she'd come over by me and color, play with stickers, read books, etc. She only took off a few times, so we'd take turns running after her. She never went too far, and she seemed to keep the other traverlers entertained. She slept almost the entire flight, aside for the last 15 minutes in which she cried profusely. At that point, I didn't really care who she was disturbing. I just felt bad for my tired baby.
hot mess:

She was so over it by this point.

In all, it was a fun trip. However, I wouldn't call it a relaxing trip - traveling with a toddler is a lot of work. I'd like to think she's at the worst possible age for traveling and it's only going to get easier from here. If I'm wrong, just humor me.

Oh yeah, my 3rd Mother's Day fell in the middle of our trip.  My sweet girl and her sweet daddy got me the pretty necklace I'm sporting in this pic.  I'm a lucky gal fo sho!

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Whatcha Readin'?

Reading sort of comes in waves for me. I really do enjoy reading, but I can sometimes go months without turning a page, and then when I finally do open a book, I'll read one after the other. Well, lately, I've been back on the books. Don't be intimidated by my sophisticated taste in fine literature.


Here's what I've read recently:



Started out a little arrogant, but I was a fan by the end.



First book by Jen Lancaster that I've read, but I thought she was hilarious. I'll definitely be reading more.





Currently on the Nook:



Only about 60 pages in, but so far, so good.




Up Next:


Heard this is hilarious. Can't wait to read it.



Dang Oprah. She gets me every time...



Because one young adult saga in my life is just not enough.



Who wouldn't want to read this?



Not usually my style, but I read some good reviews, and it intrigued me.



Now your turn. What are you reading? And no hubs, Jurassic Park doesn't count...

Friday, April 29, 2011

He is Risen!

Izzy's third Easter was great. We started the day off with a great church service. And this was the first Sunday that Izzy walked right into her class without any tears. Hubs and I just looked at each other and then turned to run before she changed her mind. I love that she is starting to enjoy church and that's she is finally comfortable in her class.


This is the Easter craft she made at church. So sweet!
Love my girl!


We walked outside to find that our first flower of the year had bloomed. The cool thing is that these flowers were planted as a gift from Griff's coworkers after we lost Lily. They keep coming back, and how appropriate that a bloom would appear on Easter Sunday. He is risen indeed!



After church, Izzy took a nice nap, and then we headed to my Aunt and Uncle's house for Easter dinner and, of course, an egg hunt. Here is my sweet girl with her Papa.


All the cousins before the big hunt. Izzy is a bit of a drifter, so poor Mallory is always stuck with the task of keeping up with her for photos.

She had a blast. She wasn't so much in a hurry to move from egg to egg. Once she picked one up, she wanted it opened immediately.


Lane and Izzy checking out their loot from Papa and Meme.



Happy Easter!

Monday, April 25, 2011

Blog? What Blog?

It's no secret that I've been a touch lazy with the blog writing lately. Here's my attempt to redeem myself in a random and unorderly fashion. You're welcome.




1. Two of my favorite stores, Ann Taylor Loft and The Limited, were both running 40% off everything sales last weekend, and I may or may not have went a bit crazy. We had just dropped Izzy off with her Pop-Pop and Nana, and we had about an hour to kill before we met up with friends for dinner, so I flew through both stores at lightning speed and picked up these pretty little things:


got this tunic in white



love this sweater - the colors are reversed on mine

Still on the fence about this dress - whatcha think??


I got this comfy little top in coral.





love these shorts - perfect compromise between "mom" shorts and hoochie mama

I promise this shirt looks way cuter in person. I'm usually not a fan of "bat wing" type shirts, but I liked this one when I tried it on.




And I got this in white. The Limited could really use some help with their internet advertising. Their clothes look so much better in person...


I got all of this and another black top from Loft, but I couldn't find a picture for it. Can you imagine what kind of damage I could have done if Griff hadn't been waiting impatiently in the car?





2. Since my last post about my quest to lose 10 pounds, I've lost about 4. Yes, 4 pounds in 2 months. Couldn't be more frustrated. I've been working out almost every day and loosely following the Weight Watchers Points Plus plan. Well, it's on now. We have 3 little trips planned for this summer, the first of which is in less than 2 months, and all of which will require swimsuits. This is an emergency. The workouts will be stepped up, and every morsel of food that passes my lips will be counted. Hubs is on board too, and I'm currently trying not to hate him for the fact that he gets almost double the amount of WW points that I get. Jerk.





3. I've become a teensy bit obsessed with this video. I just love this hymn, and I've never heard it sound better than this. Homegirl can sang. Yes, I said sang. I've been a Carrie fan since her AI days, but this makes me like her so much more. And if she could share with the world the secret to getting her fabulous legs, I'd love to hear it.




4. I want to know which one of you told my baby girl she could grow up. I feel like she's 2 going on 16. Her attitude personality is shining through these days. She is definitely an opinionated little lady. I haven't a clue where she got that. Good thing she's cute. Look at that sweet little ponytail. We're toast.







5. You have NO idea how much trouble I had with this stupid post. Apparently the video was throwing everything off. Stupid blogger.

Monday, April 11, 2011

Izzy Lately

I realize I've let you guys down. If there is one thing you should know as a blogger, it's your audience, and 99.9% of my audience comes here for one thing: Izzy. It's been awhile since I've posted about my sweet girl, so here are some recent pictures of her. This should tide you over for another month or so...

Friday, April 8, 2011

Facebook Parenting

Hubs just sent me this hilarious link, and I had to share. I'm actually supposed to give credit to Blayne. Clearly they are working hard today. I may not have this parenting thing down just yet, but anytime I doubt myself, I can just look at these facebook conversations and know that it could always be worse... http://www.someecards.com/2011/04/08/the7-best-examples-of-horrific-and-embarrassing-parenting-on-facebook